THOMA67'S GUIDE TO OFF-ROAD ADVENTURES

So you want to conquer the trails, eh? Well buckle up, buttercup, because this is Thoma67's Guide to Mountain Biking. First things first, you gotta have the right bike. We're talking about a monster of steel that can handle all the bumps and scrapes Mother Nature throws at it. Then there's the equipment, gotta have the head-hugger, impact absorbers